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What's up my Beardos and Weirdos!
Today we're going back into r/InsaneParents! It's that fantastic subreddit where we look at some of the best kids and worst parents out there. Some of these are fun, and others are very dumb. I hope you’re all staying safe out there during these days, and if you have an insane parent, I promise, things will get better.
Much love. 💜
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  • The *CHIPS* 😡

    One Topic At A TimeOne Topic At A TimeUukausi sitten
    • Oh no :O the chips!

      Ella GanungElla Ganung21 tunti sitten
    • Ice is slang for meth

      Dishsoap joeDishsoap joe8 päivää sitten
    • My papa die but he was like tishe but a game like arguing at each other

      superbendylogansuperbendylogan11 päivää sitten
    • CHIPS

      superbendylogansuperbendylogan11 päivää sitten
    • No!!!!

      CupcakeFrosting13CupcakeFrosting1314 päivää sitten
  • A story of my parents (i love them, but i can't and never could trust my mom- she can't keep her word to save her life, and she knows it, there is a reason why i am the evil child) once when i was a baby (1 year old) they left me and my brother (was 4 at the time) at my grandparents for a week (they were on a yacht) and they didn't told us that they are going to go for so long, we thought they were going to go for two days at most, so when they come back i was not please at best, she went to huge me so i (the 1 year old) slapped the sh!t out of her and went to huge my dad (he was an army man so we were used to him desappearing for weeks,) and ever since they made sure the little demon (me) was aware of were they were, they answer my calls even when they don't answer any calls at all, don't desappre on your kids and don't lie to them, my parents did their best but there is a reason why they called me "atonement" i had and still have boundaries and I inforced them, Sorry for the rant hope yo go and have a lovely day ✨

    yaara zutayaara zuta8 tuntia sitten
  • Luckily my school still has snow days because they opened the school to full time during one of the highest levels of Covid in my state

    HauntedDragonGamingHauntedDragonGaming23 tuntia sitten
  • "Dude! The *chips* are here!" (Both start to run) "Don't you mean cops?" "NO, DUDE! LOOK BACK!" "It's the cops, isn't it?- OH MY GOSH CHIPS WITH LEGS" "I WARNED YOU! NOW, RUUUUUN!!" "WHAT THE F??????--"

    • Tails Aftøn •• Tails Aftøn •Päivä sitten
  • Not the chips!!!

    Just a Random ArtistJust a Random Artist3 päivää sitten
  • hey!! I was wondering who did the sprites for one topic. anyone know?

    Boba TeaBoba Tea5 päivää sitten
  • Me : mom, my panic attacks are not something I have control over. The fact we literally have 12 dogs and tons of noise overstimulates me so maybe don't get fucking mad at me for being scared of something I literally cannot avoid because that makes me panic attacks worse Mom ready to yell at me : *now's my time to shine*

    cyanity101cyanity1015 päivää sitten
  • I once tried the Ice Bucket Challenge. I summoned an angry fairy who whacks me with a frying pan if I don't do the gardening.

    Overly Positive FanboyOverly Positive Fanboy7 päivää sitten
  • In Britain, calling the Chips on someone means something different.

    Overly Positive FanboyOverly Positive Fanboy7 päivää sitten
  • omg that "changing date of birth" story, the dad made a post on AITA asking if he was in the wrong and got SLAMMED. The baby was born like a half hour before 2021 or something and he didn't want to put "2020" on his birth certificate because it was an awful year and he "didn't want his child associated with it". Friggen wild.

    Shiku theTempestShiku theTempest8 päivää sitten
  • 4:50 Melanoma? Melanoma’m.

    CrispTomato94CrispTomato9411 päivää sitten
  • that women talking about communism doesn't even know what it is, at first I thought she liked some weird form of communism, I don't know she was everywhere honesty

    BRUH HDBRUH HD11 päivää sitten
  • A relative of mine was born on christmas, but the date in his birth certificate still is the 23th of December, because noone wanted him to be born on the 24th lmao

    MinieMinie11 päivää sitten
  • 12:16 Can that be me pls!!! all my friends were either very toxic or just used me and my parents full-on screamed at me when i was diagnosed with depression and my only real friends live in another country and they are online so my parents have grounded me multiple times for trusting them and sharing my life with them and blame my tech for my depression....... life is sooooooo nice

    Chelise GordenChelise Gorden11 päivää sitten
  • Let's all agree to not tell the Wholesome one what Ice is. Please and thank you!

    LunaLuna13 päivää sitten
  • Fun fact 1; my school doesn't use Zoom, it uses Microsoft Teams Fun fact 2; the amount of people who have insane parents in the comments is concerning

    Random_Weirdo_ CrapRandom_Weirdo_ Crap14 päivää sitten
  • "Why would you want to block out something God created?" Why would you hold your breath underwater? Isn't that also blocking something that God created?

    amy pieterseamy pieterse14 päivää sitten
  • I have a lil bro and this how it be a: you stop and let him go pee or b: your car is about to smell like pee

    konner burkekonner burke14 päivää sitten
  • I never had toxic parents and I hope I won't but to those who do, I just want to tell you that you're loved rn. I don't know who, I don't know how. But you are loved and I don't give a damn if you say that everybody hates you because I love you. I may have never met you and may never will but who cares? I'm willing to give some love

    Louisse Marguerette NavalesLouisse Marguerette Navales15 päivää sitten
  • I liked my parents and I was happy to not have insane parents. GUESS WHAT I FOUND OUT DURING 2020?!??!!!??!??

    burn burbburn burb16 päivää sitten
  • "what's ice? Dry ice?" I'm ded

    BMTH TrashBMTH Trash16 päivää sitten
  • dang the parent at 10:20 is amazing, i never knew you could make it so your kids never visit you as an adult into a speedrun

    HARMONY WOODHARMONY WOOD17 päivää sitten
  • My mom goes through my phone constantly and I've been outed several times when I wasn't ready. It's because of stuff like this that I trust my friends more than my parents

    nono17 päivää sitten
  • Wow, I did not expect to see my own meme make it into the video! Mine was the one about needing to pee during long drives. The good news is that I don't ride anywhere with my dad anymore 😅 Also I've moved out now. I'm living with my best friend and doing well. It really does get better.

    Artsy_JudokaArtsy_Judoka17 päivää sitten
  • 7:43 haha, my school is actually letting us have this entire week off because of how bad the snow is and it’s affecting our internet so yeah-

    IluvVaporeonIluvVaporeon17 päivää sitten
  • I wasnt prepared for the animated gross face

    Tim WheelerTim Wheeler18 päivää sitten
  • Lol power has been out for 3 days due to snow storm, so haha I can't go to school anyway bc I only have my phone

    Sabrina SenterSabrina Senter18 päivää sitten
  • I've had the same group of friends for the past 3 years. Through them I learned that it wasn't normal to have parents that yell about politics and yell at me all the time.

    Kallie C.Kallie C.19 päivää sitten
  • Ive got a good one for the natural christian momma. "In the garden of Eden we were usually under the trees to be shaded as god intended. Sunburn is one more of the ways we we suffer for falling from grace. Using sunscreen is a good way to show god you know the truth" lmao

    CassandraShadowheartCassandraShadowheart19 päivää sitten
  • "Its says here that you mentally abused your child because they had panic attacks?" "What do you ever mean?I was just showing the world that he was a little attention seeker!" "Ma'am you just misgendered them." "He was born a male!" "You also never took your kids to get vacinations or any doctor appoinments?" "Doctors can't be trusted these days." "...Hell.Straight to hell.Your they/them child is up in heaven right now and they commited suicide all because of what you put them through.I didn't even finish the list of bad deeds you have done during your time on earth.Goodbye bitch." "nO wHaT diD i dO wRoNg??!!1"

    Nevaeh MaxwellNevaeh Maxwell19 päivää sitten
  • "The ice bucket challenge is a Haitian demon summoning ritual" My entire private christian boarding school who did the the challenge: 😳

    Harley KramerHarley Kramer19 päivää sitten
  • All chips are bastards

    Shelby PowellShelby Powell19 päivää sitten
  • Ice is meth

    Chon WarrenChon Warren20 päivää sitten
  • 10:23 My mans didn’t know what Qubo is- Qubo was the _best_ when I was a kid

    Galaxy FoxGalaxy Fox20 päivää sitten
  • My dad’s grandpa changed all his grandsons’ birth dates so none of them would be born in the same year (to avoid them all leaving to military service at once and not enough people being there to take care of the farm). That resulted in my dad’s cousin, who was born only a couple weeks before him, to officially be two years older. (Which means the cousin turned 1 at birth and my dad didn’t exist for a whole year. They also changed my dad’s real birth day December 4th to November 1st because 1.11. looked nicer and his mom didn’t like December)

    Ah Lee NahAh Lee Nah20 päivää sitten
  • It makes me lose all respect for someone when they say in an argument “You’ll understand when your my age”

    Bacon BotBacon Bot20 päivää sitten
  • Pretty sure "ice" is slang for meth.

    Zach CatZach Cat20 päivää sitten
  • I think the point for 12:00 was that this parent created a household was just as terrible as they imagined a communist dictatorship would be, so they were really proud when their children told them to piss off later in life? Honestly that's the only way I can think to interpret it.

    Hannes SteffenhagenHannes Steffenhagen22 päivää sitten
  • This subreddit reminds me of "As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It" by Lemon Demon. Quite a lot of parents shown here act like the father in that song. And it's... Bad.

    Майя КригерМайя Кригер22 päivää sitten
  • Ice is Crystal Meth, it's slang for it over here in Aus and we do seem to have an epidemic of Ice addicts.

    Gina the CookieGina the Cookie22 päivää sitten
  • love u OT but that's from history of japan, not history of the world. but thx for checking in; im still a piece of garbage

    ROCKainsLEEROCKainsLEE23 päivää sitten
  • god I was here when you had like 15k, this is amazing to see you grow

    - sleepy- sleepy23 päivää sitten
  • That ad was at least just for the app FML where people share little FML stories like that and NOT an ad for the spy software the mom was using.

    Alicine-SimsAlicine-Sims23 päivää sitten
  • I called the chips help

    ChirpChirp23 päivää sitten
  • I am not timed

    George DawickGeorge Dawick24 päivää sitten
  • 2:52 I dont think this woman knows what Haiti is.

    PapusPapus24 päivää sitten
  • my mother makes fun of my bleached hair, my weight, my pronouns and says that i have never given her any happiness added to that i ONLY study. today denies everything

    Dorian Baudelaire-StokerDorian Baudelaire-Stoker24 päivää sitten
  • He mentioned snow days, and my school actually still has proper snow days. We haven’t had online days instead of snow days, just good ole days off

    DustyDusty24 päivää sitten
  • 9:42 AH AH AH BE CAREFUL HOW YOU PHRASE THAT my body has been trying to get chocolate for over a week . . . and valentines day came . . . I broke and ate the entire box my mother gave me . . . I regretti I need some spaghetti

    The Wind Waking HeroThe Wind Waking Hero25 päivää sitten
  • 4:56 I've only seen a toon that disgusted one other time and it was when I received a green tunic for my birthday

    The Wind Waking HeroThe Wind Waking Hero25 päivää sitten

    The Wind Waking HeroThe Wind Waking Hero25 päivää sitten
  • Me: Dad I do not like talking in big crowds, it makes me nervous and I do not feel comfortable when people state at me. I freaks me out even more when their strangers. My Dad: Go talk them since you talk so much h go brrrrr

    Cursed CatCursed Cat25 päivää sitten
  • The communist one was literally so dumb. Communism is everyone having the same things. Not some insane woman torturing her kids. Communism is a system designed to work in households. But she twisted it so much that it was just toxic.

    Snail KaleSnail Kale25 päivää sitten
  • 7:45 I never had snow days in the first place Because we get a lot of snow every year- Welcome to Norway

    KrokojeeKrokojee25 päivää sitten
  • The CHIPS Are Down!!!! RUN!!!! 😛🤣👍

    Krischen Allen AKA FHAMKrischen Allen AKA FHAM25 päivää sitten
  • I’m timed and I have to do a minimum of two hours The worst thing is I finish before two hours and I’m stuck with running the clock for an hour.

    no uno u25 päivää sitten
  • My mother once told me "your brother deserves more love than you" it hurt and it seems that she forgot it a lot but I will never do it (she told a 10 year old boy)

    santiagossantiagos25 päivää sitten
  • Just something to help people make people feel better My dad was Homophobic and transphobic till I came out as trans and bi to him and told me "Well so now you're a chicken strip, not a chick nugget or are you a chicken?" So im a chicken strip now

    Kill MeKill Me25 päivää sitten
  • Me: I want to tell you things that are going on in my life, but I’m afraid you might belittle them or me. Parents: Nonsense! Your life is great, after all, we raised you! And then they wonder why I don’t tell them things.

    Pointy CatPointy Cat25 päivää sitten
  • Your laugh combined with your laughing sprite just makes me *muah*

    TrainBoy227 YTTrainBoy227 YT25 päivää sitten
  • I’ve said this before, but I’m so glad I was done with school years before all the zoom shit happened.

    Blaine AshBlaine Ash26 päivää sitten
  • my school district is still having snow days to a point. If there are so many we would have to go into the summer for school, they will start doing virtual lessons for the whole school, but until it gets to that point, we still get our snow days :3

    Ash BakugouAsh Bakugou26 päivää sitten
  • 11:55 wait was that whole thing controlling the kids thing all just a plan to teach them "communism bad"?

    gtickno2gtickno226 päivää sitten
  • "here's a penny for everytime your dad said sorry" "...there are no pennys"

    not heathernot heather27 päivää sitten
  • Hi friendly reminder that if your a parent who does any of this stuff ✨Get stuffed✨

    Oxide moonsOxide moons27 päivää sitten
  • 12:12 socialism bad that's the lesson

    Pixel Cheese CakePixel Cheese Cake27 päivää sitten
  • 2:50 can people please stop demonizing my culture for their creepy conspiracy sh*t it's harmful to Caribbean communities thank you

    Shiloh Is boredShiloh Is bored27 päivää sitten
  • the commie thing made me wheeze

  • 10:55 was an oxymoron. Communism means everyone is equal but she calls herself a dictator which means she is above everyone.

    Kikigamez7729Kikigamez772928 päivää sitten
  • No Nickelodeon? They had no childhood!

    Emily Jones HeartsEmily Jones Hearts28 päivää sitten
  • Around 10:56 why does that sound like my family

    Meh name SkyeMeh name Skye28 päivää sitten
  • i think the mom with the dictatorship thing was trying to get her kids to not be communists rather what she was doing is fascism not communism lol...

    ?¿Gray_the_idiot¿??¿Gray_the_idiot¿?28 päivää sitten
  • I can confirm, there are no more snowdays. A few days ago, all schools in my area were closed due to winter weather. All teachers ended up teaching their lessons for the day over google meets.

    Used To Be MooseSwooseUsed To Be MooseSwoose28 päivää sitten
  • Ice is another name for meth in Australia. Just an FYI

    EmAngel_99EmAngel_9928 päivää sitten
  • *cries as he buchers the word Qubo* i grew up on that shit! fucking watched Jane and the Dragon everyday! He-Man and She-Ra late at night! Willa's Wilf Life!

    Banana KatBanana Kat28 päivää sitten
  • 2:24 It *is* kinda refreshing to see that it's not just *men* who are entitled sexist arseholes that objectify other human beings and expect everyone to pander to their tastes. But to quote _The Rocky Horror Picture Show_ "I didn't make him for *you* !" 4:59 This is why people with harmful delusions should not be allowed to have children. If it's not anti-vaxxers, it's lunatics like that one. What next? "Hi, as you all *know* all god's creations are completely benevolent but little Timmy doesn't seem to want to play with the pit viper I bought him anymore. Worse, he's not engaging with *anyone at all* and his skin is starting to turn black... what do you other moms do with stubborn children like that?"

    Wolf NZ OutdoorsWolf NZ Outdoors28 päivää sitten
  • "Do you smoke ice" sounds like something my mom would ask in her sleep.

    Ruel PondeglowRuel Pondeglow29 päivää sitten
  • Crossdressing as a girl is the most manly thing to do because only men can do it.

    Dat_1_who’s_ LoadingDat_1_who’s_ Loading29 päivää sitten
  • The changing date and time one was from a reddit AITA where the dad thought 2020 sucked too much so demanded that he be allowed to change the child's birth time to 40 minutes later on his legal birth certificate so he would be born in 2021. He was enraged that nurses and hospital admin found this to be illegal. His excuse, "It's just 40 minutes."

    Brittney ScrivenBrittney ScrivenUukausi sitten
  • 8:53 "Just talk to them, and treat them like mini-adults, *please*" ... No. Please, don't... I don't know how to put this; my parents did this. Don't treat them like mini-adults, *respect them* like you would a fellow adult and *give your wisdom* to them like you would as an old lady/man to a kid in the future. Try and understand them, but don't expect them to be perfect or to know things off the bat. Frick. All my siblings and I were treated like adults: expected to know things, expected to be mature, expected to know what not to do, and my parents acted more like very needy and aggressive landlords than they did actual parents, albeit at least we didn't have to pay for rent, luckily. Not that they let us get jobs until it was almost too late, then kicked us out at 18 when even the smallest argument was had. It's odd, really. idk, just don't be presumptuous towards children in general, like FRICK is it so hard?

    Kady TabbertKady TabbertUukausi sitten
  • I don't get why parents don't give their children coal. Like, "Hey, give me a list of things you want" and then just get them coal if they've been a bastard that year. :/ The kids will either give the coal to you, sobbing, so you can use it next year, or you can teach them ritualistic vengeance towards santa by burning the tree with the coal, which would make them feel better, probably. AND you don't get the blame, santa does.

    Kady TabbertKady TabbertUukausi sitten
  • *puts bag of chips down*

    Cinnamon RollCinnamon RollUukausi sitten
  • 9:38 my mom would literally talk over me when I was talking to a psychologist and basically say how wrong i was as well as sitting in when i was supposed to be honest with my case worker. She rejected diagnoseses by professionals and yelled at me for being attention seeking. I kinda foresaw this so i lied so the doctor wouldn't suspect anything that i didnt already know i badly needed treatment. My bro is 23 and only just found out he's autistic and i think i am too and she would freak out if she found out so as far as i know he has no plans to yell her. Totally healthy parent child relationship 👍

    Girly SkullzGirly SkullzUukausi sitten
  • 12:21 My parents taking away my laptop so I focus more on grades: 😈

    Ball CatBall CatUukausi sitten
  • Yeah, who wants to block out something god created? Let them have polio

    Ball CatBall CatUukausi sitten
  • If my parents couldnt change my birthday after i was born the day before my sister birthday, then you cant either.

    Amanda HeselaaAmanda HeselaaUukausi sitten
  • 3:57 .... all I hear is Italy from Hitallia ... 😂

    SelkieSelkieUukausi sitten
  • History of the entire world i guese

    kiekebekiekebeUukausi sitten
  • 0:29...those texts remind me of my mother..m

    Creepy G.G.Creepy G.G.Uukausi sitten
  • 12:10 Who the fuck abuses their children for god knows how many years just so they can prove a point they're not even right about what the fuck?????

    Victor The CollectorVictor The CollectorUukausi sitten
  • 11:30 What the fuck thats not even how communism works

    Victor The CollectorVictor The CollectorUukausi sitten
  • The last one reminds me of my friend. I feel bad for them, with a homophobic racist family.

    Lea MidoriyaLea MidoriyaUukausi sitten
  • More One Toonpic at a Time. One day the human will be free.

    N3SSTORN3SSTORUukausi sitten
  • I’d be a world famous body builder if I did that

    QwaivaQwaivaUukausi sitten
  • communism is when no touch thermostat and no leaving on tv or lights

    makmorrisonbmakmorrisonbUukausi sitten
  • Yay, thanks for a good video OT

    LilThreat88LilThreat88Uukausi sitten
  • My mum talking to the lady at the movies: One adult, two children Lady: How old are they? My mum: Younger one is 7 and older one is 11 Thirteen-year-old me being taller than the checking lady: Uh yeah, 11...

    Lee FelixLee FelixUukausi sitten
  • “Why would you want to block out something God created?” Here’s a list of things God created: Angry things with sharp teeth Radioactive particles Malaria The Russian Winter Sharp rocks Hornets Gravity Poison Ants Fire ants Angry hornets

    The 711DevinThe 711DevinUukausi sitten
    • You forgot Satan

      DemonfurryofficialDemonfurryofficial27 päivää sitten
  • I've been going to school with autism and accommodations most of my life and I've just now questioned the point behind timed tests or other schoolwork. I kinda feel like the only time it should be really appropriate to set time limits is in a class like phy ed

    Boiler OneBoiler OneUukausi sitten
  • Don't call the chips on ur kids The mom : IM CALLING THE CHIPS The kid : oh noooooooooooo

    Chloe VinceChloe VinceUukausi sitten